It's been fun having you around, but to be honest your fancy ruffly ways did begin to grate on me towards the end.
Despite looking dramatic while stretched out on the spare bed, you're not as perfect as you think (although I did my best to work your flaws).
I won't deny that we had some fun in the sun, but I think it was definitely about time that we cast off and moved on.
Maybe we can still hang out occasionally? You do go very well with denim after all.